God’s Pocket (2014)
Drama – 17 January 2014 (USA)
A guy named Mickey gets in over his head when he tries to cover-up the accidental death of his stepson.
Christina Hendricks, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Eddie Marsan
Christina Hendricks seems to get invited to these Private Johnnie Walker tastings a lot. She must know how to hold her liqour. Or maybe she’s one of those sloppy drunks who loves to flash everyone her breasts when she gets wasted. That’s probably the real reason Johnnie Walker keeps inviting her back.
Christina Hendricks busted out the nerdy look as she attended an event in Australia. She probably doesn’t mind being called nerdy or intellectual, but don’t you dare call her fat or insinuate it because she’ll shut you down (in a nice kind of way). As she did with a recent Australian interviewer:
The female interviewer for the Sun-Herald, who happens to be pretty petite herself, asks Christina with a smile, “You have been an inspiration as a full-figured woman. What is the most inspiring story that you can remember where you’ve inspired someone?” As if for emphasis (or in our case, extra cringing), she motions both hands in an hourglass shape on the words “full-figured.”
Christina remains poised yet chuckles awkwardly, shaking her head. “Uh, I don’t know. I don’t know…” she manages then motions to restart the portion of the interview.
Instead of taking the hint, the interviewer asks the question again, repeating the phrase “full-figure.” “I mean, you just said it again!” Christina says, throwing up her hands. The dense interviewer still doesn’t get it and must be waved off by a PR (who we imagine jumping up and down on the sidelines, mouthing “Shut it down! Shut it down!”). – read more
Christina Hendricks Australian Interview:
Do you guys think a Christina Hendricks Playboy issue is in the works? Yeah, me neither. But I’d really like to know what Christina is doing at this event for Jaguar and Playboy. Could she be working out some contract details? Maybe a centerfold of her posing naked on a Jaguar? Yeah right, it’ll never happen. As much as I love Christina’s massive breasts we all know that there’s probably too much baby fat for the Hugh Hefner.
What a great combination. I can’t think of anything better (well maybe) than coming home after a long stressful day at work and unwinding with a giant bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue label whiskey and giant pair of Christina Hendricks breasts in my face. But too bad that’s not reality. Reality is coming home and drinking a six pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon and watching Christina Hendricks and praying for her nude scene on a new episode of Mad Men.