WTF is that on Alessandra Ambrosio’s head, a koala or something?  I don’t understand fashion at all.  That bikini she’s wearing isn’t helping either.  I bet that Koton bikini costs like $5000 too.  Would anybody really wear that to the beach?

If you like skinny girls with little butts then Alessandra Ambrosio is for you.  She’s a little too skinny for my taste and she definitely loses a lot of her beauty without her makeup.  However, I still don’t mind looking at that wedgie up her ass.

With all the color in these photos I feel like I’m in the new Alice in Wonderland movie.  I haven’t seen it, but I heard that it’s good…if you like Tim Burton films.  I bet even Alessandra Ambrosio could have played the part of Alice considering most people who watch the movie are high on drugs and probably pay little attention to the acting or story.

I don’t know, but I find it hard to find these Alessandra Ambrosio bikini photos that hot.  I mean it’s one thing to be slim, but she’s basically a skeleton.  Those are some nice poses however.  She just needs to gain a few pounds.

I guess she’s surfing or something.  Aren’t there suppose to be waves?  Maybe it’s a different kind of surfing?  I’ve never surfed so I wouldn’t know.  Obviously Alessandra Ambrosio hasn’t either because I don’t think you surf with a paddle.  But who really cares if she knows how to surf or not…as long as she keeps looking hot at doing whatever she’s doing!

It looks like these two are able to get work other than Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated.  Here they are in GQ UK.  They’re working their way up.  Bigger and better things ahead.

Alessandra Ambrosio Victora’s Secret Video:

Here some photos of Alessandra Ambrosio from Homem Vogue. I guess this is the Brazilian version of Vogue. I wish these photos weren’t such crappy quality though.  I’d like to see Alessandra’s tight ass in high definiton!  Oh well, I guess we’ll deal with it for now.